My first published writing (since a long time ago)
Cholla Needles, a local anthology of short writing–fiction, poetry, essays–published a piece I wrote, “This Is Nothing Like Snakes On A Plane.” I did a reading at a local bookstore to applause and some mild chuckles. I thought it was funnier. You can read it here: https://francismoss.com/this-is-nothing-like-snakes-on-a-plane/.
Or, better yet, you can order the current or past editions from the Amazon.com link at http://www.chollaneedles.com/.